Jason Kelce, a former offensive lineman for the Philadelphia Eagles, is definitely not afraid to overshare.
To be honest, it seems like Kelce divulges excessive amounts of information in each “New Heights” podcast episode. Nevertheless, he was in the ideal position to discuss his bowel motions on Wednesday’s episode.
Jason and Travis began by talking about the jeans worn by Detroit Lions linebacker James Houston on Sunday. The rear of his pants appeared to have a brown stain, although this was not confirmed. Because of this, a lot of people thought Houston didn’t get to the restroom in time.
Even if that’s true, Kelce believes Houston has nothing to be ashamed of.
“This is why I hate white pants,” Jason Kelce said. “This is not the first time this has happened. I know many players this has happened to.”
Kelce then shared the time that he stained his pants before an Eagles game.
“Travis, you and I both know he didn’t sit on no Gatorade,” he continued. “Not in that exact specific spot. We all know what that is. And he has nothing to be ashamed of. I am here to have your back, James. I did this before a game once. You know when you fart and you know that there’s a possibility something came out but you’re not certain?”
This anecdote makes us chuckle uncontrollably. Jason, who was laughing as he remembered this encounter, was no different.
Travis, on the other hand, was not in the mood for this dreary conversation. He replied, “OK, I’m done talking about [expletive] yourself.”
There’s no assurance that Jason Kelce will continue to discuss such a reprehensible subject on his podcast.
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